The Iconophile's Celebrity Pantheon

An angry web geek’s multimedia reliquary of the lesser, harder-to-find goddesses and saints of the celebrity pantheon

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ICONS NOW IN THE RELIQUARY:

Isabelle Adjani Diabolique	Jenny Agutter Logan’s Run	Jessica Alba Fantastic Four	India Allen Wild Cactus
Francia Raisa Almendárez The Secret Life of the American Teenager	Daniela Amavia Children of Dune	Pamela Anderson Baywatch	Jennifer Aniston Friends
Lysette Anthony Krull	Sora Aoi Gravure idol / porn star	Asia Argento XXX	Alison Armitage Acapulco H.E.A.T.
Rosanna Arquette Desperately Seeking Susan	Michelle Bauer Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers	Kathleen Beller The Sword and the Sorceror	Monica Bellucci The Matrix Reloaded
Valerie Bertinelli One Day at a Time	Thora Birch American Beauty	Björk Human Behaviour	Rosa Blasi Strong Medicine
Debra Blee The Beach Girls	Romane Bohringer Total Eclipse	Helena Bonham-Carter Fight Club	Brigid Brannagh Army Wives
Danielle Brisebois Knots Landing	Kelly Brook Piranha 3D	Nina Brosh Bebe model	Bobbie Brown “Cherry Pie” video model
Sara Suzanne Brown The Bikini Carwash Company	Brooke Burke Wild On	Colleen Camp Clue	Christa Campbell From Pinup to Sex Queen: Bettie Page
Deborah Caprioglio Paprika	Bridget Carney Sorority House Massacre 2	Barbara Carrera Never Say Never Again	Lynda Carter Wonder Woman
Laetitia Casta Victoria’s Secret model	Jamaica Charley The Sexecutioner	Sarita Choudhury Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love	China Chow The Big Hit
Erika Christensen Swimfan	Melinda Clarke The O.C.	Lana Clarkson Barbarian Queen	Jennifer Connelly A Beautiful Mind
Teri Copley We Got It Maid	Nikki Cox Las Vegas	Maria Grazia Cucinotta Il Postino	Elisha Cuthbert 24
Elizabeth Daily Valley Girl	Tracy Dali Bikini Summer 2	Béatrice Dalle Betty Blue	Sybil Danning Battle Beyond the Stars
Stacey Dash Clueless	Kimberley Davies South Pacific	Rosario Dawson Sin City	Alexis DeVell Porn star
Yamila Diaz Sports Illustrated model	Eliza Dushku Buffy the Vampire Slayer	Erika Eleniak Chasers	Shannon Elizabeth American Pie
Alice Eve She’s Out of My League	Anna Falchi Cemetery Man	Lindsay Felton Grind	Sherilyn Fenn Twin Peaks
Maureen Flaherty Bikini Summer 2	Samantha Fox Page 3 girl	Monique Gabrielle Amazon Women on the Moon	Odalys García Lente Loco
Kelli Garner Thumbsucker	Janeane Garofalo The Truth About Cats & Dogs	Judith Godrèche The Man in the Iron Mask	Glori Gold Hot Springs Hotel
Clio Goldsmith Honey	Jill Goodacre Victoria’s Secret model	Heather Graham Boogie Nights	Lauren Graham Gilmore Girls
Erin Gray Buck Rogers in the 25th Century	Eva Green Camelot	Carla Gugino Sin City	Stacy Haiduk Kindred: The Embraced
Gabriella Hall Beverly Hills Bordello	Christi Harris Night of the Demons 2	Anne Hathaway The Princess Diaries	Salma Hayek Desperado
Keeley Hazell Page 3 girl	Katherine Heigl Grey's Anatomy	Lori Jo Hendrix Prison Heat	Marilu Henner Taxi
Olivia Hussey Romeo & Juliet	Scarlett Johansson Lost in Translation	Michelle Johnson Blame It On Rio	Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider
Ashley Judd Kiss the Girls	Elizabeth Kaitan Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity	Kata Kärkkäinen Nude model	Mami Katagiri Nude model
Alex Kingston ER	Mia Kirshner The “L” Word	Uruka Kitamura Porn star	Sascha Knopf Shallow Hal
Barbora Kodetová Dune	Sylva Koscina Casanova & Co.	Joanna Krupa Supermodel	Mila Kunis That ’70s Show
Judy Landers BJ and the Bear	Tamara Lee Porn star	Charlotte Lewis The Golden Child	Lisa The Howard Stern Show
Lucy Liu Charlie's Angels	Kathy Lloyd Page 3 girl	Shannon Long Nude model	Elina Löwensohn Nadja
Natasha Lyonne American Pie	Jennifer Lyons National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze	J.J. Mantia Lap Dancing	Yoko Matsugane Gravure idol
Mathilda May Lifeforce	Julie McCullough Growing Pains	Rose McGowan Charmed	Kristen Miller She Spies
Karen Mistal Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death	Meredith Monroe Dawson's Creek	Stacy Moran Hot Springs Hotel	Beckie Mullen Married ... With Children
Brittany Murphy 8 Mile	Ornella Muti Flash Gordon	Vivianne Natale Model	Rio Natsume Gravure idol
Harumi Nemoto Gravure idol	Anna Ohura Porn star	Lena Olin The Unbearable Lightness of Being	Renee Olstead The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Jessica Paré Lost and Delirious	Zoe Paul The Perfect Man	Clémence Poésy Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire	Laura Prepon That ’70s Show
Kelly Preston Mischief	Victoria Principal Dallas	Natalie Raitano V.I.P.	Yekaterina Rednikova The Thief
Tara Reid American Pie	Camilla Renschke Tatort	Christina Ricci Black Snake Moan	Molly Ringwald Sixteen Candles
Tanya Roberts Charlie’s Angels	Michelle Rodriguez Girlfight	Charlotte Ross NYPD Blue	Jeri Ryan Star Trek: Voyager
Seana Ryan Illicit Lovers	Winona Ryder Saks Fifth Avenue security video star	Ludivine Sagnier Swimming Pool	Meredith Salenger Dream a Little Dream
Laura San Giacomo Just Shoot Me	Maria Schneider Last Tango in Paris	Jill Schoelen The Stepfather	Xenia Seeberg Lexx
Pamela Segall Lucky Louie	Chloe Sevigny Big Love	Amanda Seyfried Big Love	Delia Sheppard Mirror Images
Nina Siemaszko Wild Orchid 2	Jamie-Lynn Sigler The Sopranos	Carolyn Renee Smith The Naked Detective	Kim Smith Guess? model
Leelee Sobieski Joan of Arc	Marla Sokoloff The Practice	Mira Sorvino Mighty Aphrodite	Charlie Spradling Wild at Heart
Jade St. Clair Nude Miss World	Aiko Tanaka Soul Train	Audrey Tautou Amélie	Sandra Taylor The Howard Stern Show
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Fastlane	Cristy Thom Meatballs 4	Uma Thurman Kill Bill	Jennifer Tilly Bound
Natsuko Tohno Nude model	Fabiana Udenio Austin Powers	Kate Upton Sports Illustrated	Frederique van der Wal Victoria's Secret
Liz Vassey The Tick	Sofía Vergara Modern Family	Debi Sue Voorhees Friday the 13th Part V	Teri Weigel Savage Beach
Liza Weil Gilmore Girls	Shannon Whirry Mirror Images 2	Maria Whittaker Page 3 girl	Michelle Williams Dawson's Creek
Reese Witherspoon Legally Blonde	Kari Wuhrer Sliders	Stacia Zhivago Sorority House Massacre 2

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